How Clay Eats a Reese's

REESE'S COMMERICAL

Stage hand: 'How Do You Eat a Reese's, Clay?' Take one!

Director: ACTION!

Clay: -looks uneasily at the Reese's in his hand- I'm allergic to chocolate.

Director: CUT!

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Stage hand: Reese's, take two!

Director: Action!

Clay: -looks agitated- You put cellophane over it. I still can't eat this. ~.~

Director: Just try it!

Clay: I'll choke!

Director: >.< CUT!

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Stage hand: Take three!

Clay: >.O; -now wrapped in cellophane- This doesn't make sense!

Director: It's art!

Clay: O.O It's a candy commercial!

Director: Cut!

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Stage hand: Take four!

Director: -pinning Clay's arms behind his back- Eat the Reese's!

Clay: No!!

Stage hand: Cut...?

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Stage hand: Take five!

Clay: -wrestling with the director-

Stage hand: >.> Cut!

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Stage hand: Take six!

Clay: -pinned to the floor- Get offa me!

Director: How do you eat a Reese's, Clay?!

Clay: I don't! I'm allergic! -writhes-

Stage hand: O.o; Cut!

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Stage hand: Take seven!

Clay: -sighs in irritation, holding up a lump of peanut butter filling-

Director: We asked Clay Aiken how he eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

Clay: ~.~; I pay someone to scrape the chocolate off and eat the center.

Director: Cut! PERFECT!

Clay: -growls, throws the lump of peanut butter at the Director and stalks off-

END